@wolfpupy: bought a box of 100 crickets from the pet store and released them back into the ocean were they belong
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@sixthformpoet: How many Happy Meals do you need to eat before they start to work? I've just had six and I feel terrible.
@IamEnidColeslaw: There is a dude in a fedora sitting next to you on the bus. Is he: A. a ghost hunter B. a virgin C. a sword collector D. all of the above
@david8hughes: *puts spider in the ocean* "Now go free and flourish into an octopus." *cuts girl in half & puts in ocean* "Mermaid probably."