@wolfpupy: bought a box of 100 crickets from the pet store and released them back into the ocean were they belong
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@Mr_Kapowski: Watched an old man pay in all quarters and my only thought was "he must keep all the money he pulls from behind kid's ears"
@Manda_like_wine: Sorry I pretended I was drowning so you could see how incredible my hair looked underwater.
@ChipKellysBalls: It should be a rule that if you're going to put you kid on a leash, you can't be mad if someone walks up, asks if they bite, and pets them