@WilliamAder: Bought a cat collar with a bell on it, and now I can't sneak up on the cat to put it on her.
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@Cool_Jesse: That's the last time I follow some dude into the woods just because he tells me he's a wizard.
@samalmightysam: Don't worry if you had a bad day, remember there are people who have their ex's name tattooed.
@weinerdog4life: The instructions for this tent is just a picture of a husband yelling at his wife, that's weird.