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@Brianhopecomedy: Bought an ice cream cake and the cashier told me to keep it in the freezer until serving as it will melt. I gotta start dressing smarter.

Bought an ice cream cake and the cashier told me to keep it in the freezer until serving as it will melt.  I gotta start dressing smarter.

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