@haleysfalling: bought candy at the movies and suddenly i can't pay this months rent anymore
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@Underchilde: If we’re talking and I suddenly look off into the distance at a copse of trees that means I’m thinking of burying you there.
@ShittingtonUK: The average person swallows over 4,000 spiders each year. More than that. Tens of thousands. Hundreds of thousands of spiders. It's crazy.
@markydoodoo: I just saw a girl running without headphones and I feel I should call the police. She might be in trouble.