@haleysfalling: bought candy at the movies and suddenly i can't pay this months rent anymore
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@robdelaney: Man next to to me just said into his phone "You caught me in the middle of a sandwich." He's lying. He is not in a sandwich.
@bea_ker: [guy bursts into crowded real estate agents] OK NOBODY MOVE *from back office* Aw c'mon man - really? It's tough enough in this economy.
@hazelmotes1: I can't wait to find out what new undeleteable apps that I don't want will be on the new iPhone.