@Leemanish: Bought the cheapest possible Mercedes yesterday 'cause I needed to use the bathroom at the dealership.
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@upsidedowntrash: "When are you due?" Insulted, she flashes me a glare and relocates to another seat. My eyes stay fixed on the library book she left behind.
@OtherDanOBrien: *reads an article on a subject I know* This is bullshit *reads an article on a subject I don't know* If it's published it must be accurate