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@ArfMeasures: BOUNCER: No, you're not getting in, just go home

ME: *slips him some money*

BOUNCER: What's this?

ME *whispering so my friends don't hear* thank you

BOUNCER: No, you’re not getting in, just go home

ME: *slips him some money*

BOUNCER: What’s this?

ME *whispering so my friends don’t hear* thank you

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