Bouncy balls are super fun if you love to play with something very briefly, then spend 45 minutes looking for it in a shrub.

@One2thTEXAN: *walks up to cute teller at bank* Me: you wanna grab lunch some time? T: sir, I've seen your balance. M: yea, I was hoping you'd buy.

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@TheLordHasSpoke: What do hostages eat? #ThingsYouDontAskAlexa

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@mostunladylike: *holds pen ready* "How many zeros in one million?" "Six" "Ok, thanks" *writes milli000000n*

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@NickBossRoss: Fight fire with water. Idiots.

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@jackmackenroth: My bank says my password isn't strong enough. Did it ever stop and think that my password has a lot going on right now?

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