@atstephenbell: bowie leaves us and then a 9th planet appears, i don't need to read your science article
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@Home_Halfway: WAITER:What would you like? ME:What would YOU like? W:Excuse me? M:No one ever asks you, do they? W:*tearing up* No.. they don't. Thank you.
@richardosman: My daughter is in China and sends me photos of mis-translations. This is my new favourite.