@atstephenbell: bowie leaves us and then a 9th planet appears, i don't need to read your science article
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@KKAlThani: Probably the worst time to ask "shouldn't we go on a date first?" is after getting handcuffed by a police officer.
@squirrel74wkgn: Like a crackhead being chased on COPS, but it’s me sprinting from the shed in flip-flops holding a can of wasp spray.
@Swishergirl24: I know they took some creative liberties with 'Noah' but I really wasn't expecting that Prius.
@UNTRESOR: "His arms are spaghetti, his feet are spaghetti, on stage he's spaghetti, his Mom's spaghetti." - Eminem first draft