@lawblob: Bowser is a job creator and the largest employer in the mushroom kingdom
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@jctwritesstuff: *sets cauldron over crackling fire* *adds lock of his hair* *does magicky stuff* Now love me. **POOF** *my left eyebrow falls off*
@hipchkk: Packing my daughter's prom kit...lip gloss, stun gun, pepper spray, switchblade, and I've uploaded all 5 seasons of Teen Mom to her iPhone.
@seamussaid: if your religion infringes on people's rights; sorry, you've had hundreds of years to change everyone's mind- obviously that hasn't happened
@WilliamAder: Famous people could rob banks wearing masks of themselves and they'd never get caught.