@lawblob: Bowser is a job creator and the largest employer in the mushroom kingdom
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@gorrdano: I help morning mall walkers get their blood flowing by chasing them down with a chainsaw.
@ShittyComedian: Every time I see a person handing out flyers it blows my mind that some people actually get paid to distribute garbage to strangers.
@WoodyLuvsCoffee: Netflix: Are you still watching? Me: Yes. Netflix: How long has it been since you showered?
@senderblock23: Why is there a wolf on Wall Street. Animals are bad with money. My cat just lost $80 at high-stakes uno