@brendohare: Boy am I stuffed! I finally finished eating the bag of salt I got for Christmas
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@robfee: I wonder if the coach of the opposing team on Air Bud got fired when he explained to the principal how a golden retriever outscored his team
@Lipgloss_Nerd: Even in the darkest moments there's always a light at the end of the tunnel, but yours will probably be an oncoming freight train.
@Phoebetate: Whatever, Twitter makes me a safer driver. Now I stop at every red light, even the lights that I think may change in the next minute or two.
@StoferComic: A picture's worth 1,000 words, which explains why Twitter only shows 14 percent of the images I post.