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@E_lok44: Boy ant: Feel like a swim?
Girl ant: Can't, I'm not boy ant.
@Jenny4ashley: No thanks, marriage. If I wanted to stop getting laid I would just start wearing crocs.
@weenbeans: I'll usually order the chicken sandwich. I like my food to be more cowardly than I am.
@hipstermermaid: I can’t believe it’s already been 10 zoips since I invented my own system for measuring time.
@PJTLynch: Gang tip: If a rival gang tags their symbol on your turf, don't cover it. Add a drawing of Calvin peeing on it.
Now who's stupid? They are!
@mtobey: "Anybody here named Jeff?"