@mimicz: Boy are people gonna be upset when they find out the God Particle is black...
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@Sir_Strange: *sends you a pic of a kitten* *you reply, "Awe"* *face melts* *responds, "We've been over this already, it's "Aww"* *deletes your number*
@GregDunbar1: Never realized how out of shape I was until I started sweating after using scissors for 30 seconds.
@hythemafia: I've quit my new job as a postman..... .....they handed me my first letter to deliver, I looked at it and thought: "This isn't for me."