@mimicz: Boy are people gonna be upset when they find out the God Particle is black...
@jergarl: Jocelyn from Facebook will unfriend you if you give her a Blockbuster gift card for her stupid baby shower.
I know that now.
@daveexplosm: Saw the trailer for Life Of Pi. Why are they making a Calvin & Hobbes movie in 2013?
@noduffers: Him: Your beautiful....
Me: My beautiful what? My beautiful WHAT?!!
@papasuncle: If you watch 2016 backwards, it's a heartwarming story of how celebrities can come back to life just by trending on the Internet.