@mimicz: Boy are people gonna be upset when they find out the God Particle is black...
@NoogsCorner: When your partner cheats on you, do what every respectable person does. Post their name and phone number on 4Chan.
@jenlaw_11: I'm rubber, you're glue. I'm destroying the planet and you are made of dead horses
@mikeym00n: I USED MY WIFE'S VOLUMIZING SHAMPOO AND NOW I CAN'T STOP YELLING!
@wickedimproper: ARUGULA is my favorite vegetable whose name sounds like a car horn from the 50's.
@Ideal_Victoria: Relax lady, I don't want your husband.
I just want the sandwich he's eating.