@mimicz: Boy are people gonna be upset when they find out the God Particle is black...
@mattgallo123: Everyone's like "the things I want for Christmas can't be bought." And I'm like "Legos. I want legos."
@prsnprincess: If I'm lying but not wearing pants, what catches fire?
@realHamOnWry: Don’t let them fool you. Squirrels are just rats dressed in Armani.
@wankcity: I definitely could NOT be a surgeon. blood freaks me out when I'm high
@thatUPSdude: Forget "once you go black you never go back"
"For that special occasion go caucasian"