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@KattsDogma: Boy, are you a destination wedding? Cuz I can't come.
@pakalupapito: i formally apologize to anyone who knew me when i was 13
@PonyMartini: Hell hath no fury like a toddler wants to "do it herself."
Three hours later, I'm still waiting for her to get out of the car.
@twayne1010: A real ice cream truck would have melted by now.
@Rollinintheseat: Interviewer: "Your resume says you're paranoid."
Me: "My resume has been talking behind my back?"
@E_lok44: If a little light yodeling doesn't solve all your problems, then I don't know what to tell yoooo-dooleeOoou.