@ladybroseph: Boy, are you a yellow sports car because I am embarrassed to be seen with you but I am very pleased with your performance.
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@BoogTweets: Her: You're all sweaty. Where have you been? *Flash back to an hour long struggle of me trying to separate 2 shopping carts* Me: The gym.
@ObscureGent: Stealing the candy is not the issue here. The real issue is why are you feeding your baby candy.
@SortaSarcastic: Pick up a book, any book. Open to the middle, and read the first paragraph. Make sense? Welcome to Twitter.
@badbanana: I'll be celebrating my birthday the traditional way, by barging naked into a room full of strangers and crying.