@tigersgoroooar: Boy becomes Jedi, gets married, turns evil, has twins, becomes Darth Vader, complicated crap, ewoks. Boom, STAR WARS. You're welcome, girls.
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@Dutch_50: I sharpened all my kitchen knives today. Now I can't help but slice everything as if I'm in an infomercial.
@WilliamRodgers: "Age is just a number" ...so is your credit score, your weight, the balance in your bank account
@Whitnuts: I always try to tell myself that I don't actually hate people as much as I say I do...and then I go to the mall.