@cjwerleman: Boy, ISIS are going to be pissed when they find out New Atheists talk about God more than them.
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@TheAlexNevil: Decades have gone by and STILL my parents have not given back the Halloween candy they took from me "for safe keeping".
@imagine_vegas: If any of you ladies want pancakes for breakfast, just come over....you can make them here, because I want some too
@sucittaM: Eventually we'll all just have one app on our phones that electrocutes you when you stop looking at it.
@earthfalcon33: PRANK: ask someone what's on their shirt and when they look down give them a perm