@cjwerleman: Boy, ISIS are going to be pissed when they find out New Atheists talk about God more than them.
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@Kid_topher: "Ride or die" seems a bit dramatic. I'm looking for a "ride or maybe go our separate ways if things aren't working out."
@itswrigley: I never did think of myself as beautiful, terribly attractive, yes, but not beautiful.
@thecrabbyhook: Sometimes I like to spend my Sunday afternoon being screamed at by a 5 year old for eating the sandwiches I made for her imaginary friend.
@dsmitty62: Told my mom I hit 1200 Twitter followers. She pointed out how my brother owns a house and I'm wanted by several collection agencies. Oh ma!