@cjwerleman: Boy, ISIS are going to be pissed when they find out New Atheists talk about God more than them.
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@DothTheDoth: If a demon ever tried to possess me my first thought would be: enjoy that debilitating anxiety my dude.
@bridger_w: When I see a "How am I driving?" sticker, I want to take the driver in my arms and tell them that I too have questions about my existence
@Moldy_Jellybean: My signature move is getting drunk before anyone can ask me to be the designated driver.