@cjwerleman: Boy, ISIS are going to be pissed when they find out New Atheists talk about God more than them.
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@CarpentersCrack: Ron on Facebook says he hopes to be stuck on a dessert island, so naturally I commented "that sounds delicious".
@thenatewolf: Me: my doctor says if I get annoyed I could die You: so you can't watch that YouTube link? Me: I'm saying it's dangerous to even send them
@PAT_E_ROCK: Girl: So, how many inches is it? Pat: How many inches is what? G: You know.. P: Uhhh, about 200 dollars long. G: OMG, It's so big!
@OCDelight21: If you love something, set it free. (Does not apply to ferrets.)* *I am no longer allowed on the subway.