@cjwerleman: Boy, ISIS are going to be pissed when they find out New Atheists talk about God more than them.
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@froghammer: Obamacare? More like "Obama? I don't care for that guy!!!" Honk if you want poor people to die
@flashember: [Morning after wedding] *dead husband lies on bed* PRAYING MANTIS: [On phone] Mom *sobs* it happened again MOM: Ok hurry up and eat his body
@jonnysun: EXCITED INVENTOR: this is the best thimg since sliced bread!!!!! SLICED BREAD: [anxiously smokig in the corner] i wish i was never invented