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@KingRainhead: boy: you have really pretty eyes...
me: *suspicious* thank you...???
boy: *leans in slowly*
me: NO!!!! You cant have them!!!!!

boy: you have really pretty eyes…
me: *suspicious* thank you…???
boy: *leans in slowly*
me: NO!!!! You cant have them!!!!!

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