@shariv67: Boy, your name must be Adobe cuz when you call me up for a date, I say "Ask me again later."
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@myonlymizztake: I wish Adele would hurry up and put out another album so I could end this relationship.
@chrissyteigen: i have a very sore throat & your suggestion of a shot of whiskey only helped in the way that i no longer care about my extremely sore throat
@HysteriaBarbie: I like to put my passengers as ease by pointing out where all the airbags are. Ending the safety message with "Just in case I crash again"
@tekkie: Girlfriend: Ok you hang up :-) Boyfriend: No You hang up first :-) Girlfriend: no you first Boyfriend: No you first NSA: both of you hang up