@shariv67: Boy, your name must be Adobe cuz when you call me up for a date, I say "Ask me again later."
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@lawblob: Waldo books are cute until u learn he owes $100,000 in unpaid child support & is wanted for arson
@OhNoSheTwitnt: If I knew you in high school and your Facebook profile picture is a baby I'll assume you're Benjamin Button and unfriend you.
@samfromks: If you wear a man bun in a dimly lit restaurant and I call you ma'am... That's on you.
@KeetPotato: did you get the job? "i don't know yet" when will they tell you? interviewer: "keith can you please ask your mum to wait in reception"