@everygirI: boys need to work on keeping their Instagram up to date with good pics. I can't show my mom some pic of a fish you caught 120 weeks ago
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@QwertyJones3: [kid watching an episode of The Flintstones for the first time] "They made a show based on vitamins? This is dumb."
@Nahdude83: Give a man a fish & he'll eat for a day. Give a man a jelly fish and you can pee on him.
@envydatropic: Be nice to Canadians, American tweeters. We're going to need somewhere to go after this next election
@_NTFG_: A News Reporter just described someone as "Healthy as a Bus". Yeah....I don't know either.