@jwoodham: Boys will be boys. Girls will be girls. Koalas will be koalas. Just about everything will be the things they are. That's how this works.
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@joejwest: ME: Pet it OPTIMUS PRIME: But I'm afraid of it ME: It's just a dog OP: Oh..ok [reaches out] DOG: [sneezes] OP: [transforms into large truck]
@TheGoodGodAbove: Stephen Fry is being investigated for blasphemous comments. Stephen Colbert is being investigated for a joke. LET MY STEPHENS GO! 😡
@NightValeRadio: Listen to your inner child. It's the one that whisper-sings nursery rhymes when you feel alone in a dark hallway.
@TheUnseenMe: You know that warm feeling you get when you look at your spouse? It's called acid reflux.