@AsgardianRose: North Korea banned the use of sarcasm towards the government; I wouldn't last an hour before they executed me.

@Mardigroan: Popeye was heart healthy because he liked to eat spinach and Olive Oil.

@the_mom_dot_com: The joke is on you, fruit flies. We don't even have any fruit.

@AimeeHelene1: I'm gonna start giving bad news to people in that cute, high pitched voice I use to talk to kids and dogs.

@girl_a_whirl: If by retirement plan you mean a swear jar, then yes I do have a retirement plan.