@zoebread: brace yourselves, the orthodontist just died
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@AbbyHasIssues: I just typed "cupkale" instead of "cupcake" and accidentally invented what has to be the worst dessert idea ever.
@3sunzzz: I love showering with my husband. There's nothing more intimate during sex than discussing water temperature.
@SteveDutzy: Luigi: You got your own land, world & galaxy. Can I have Mario Mansion? Mario: ok fine [under breath] gonna put a bunch of ghosts in it tho
@Browtweaten: A crowd gathered in a circle, yelling "FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT" but in the middle it's me trying to button my pants