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@andlikelaura: Brain: eat that entire pizza

Stomach: please don’t

Me: *eats pizza*

Stomach: i hurt so much

Me: i feel sick

Brain: eat that dessert

Me: okay

Stomach: oh my god

Brain: eat that entire pizza

Stomach: please don’t 

Me: *eats pizza*

Stomach: i hurt so much 

Me: i feel sick 

Brain: eat that dessert

Me: okay

Stomach: oh my god

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