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@Snarfernini: Brain: HEY 2am let's think about Greg
Me: Ok
Brain: He saw you scratching your nose today & thinks you picked it
Me: Wa...what?
Brain: Owned

Brain: HEY 2am let’s think about Greg
Me: Ok
Brain: He saw you scratching your nose today & thinks you picked it
Me: Wa…what?
Brain: Owned

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