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@krissywillbretz: Brain: stop eating!
Me: why
B: you'll get fat
M: so?
B: there's only enough vodka to catch a buzz on an empty stomach!
M: oh *stops eating*

Brain: stop eating!
Me: why
B: you’ll get fat
M: so?
B: there’s only enough vodka to catch a buzz on an empty stomach!
M: oh *stops eating*

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