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@OrignalceQueen: Brain: We got this!!
Body: Yeah, no we don't
@FatherWithTwins: By the time my 5yo is done with his dinner, it'll be time to start applying to colleges.
@randomlawless: I am NOT just 'a piece of meat' you know. I'm a ribeye steak... a bit fatty, but still quite tasty.
Ok, I lied. I'm pork butt.
@sarcasm_inc: I would dress like Batman more often, but I cant run the risk of giant aliens invading and mistaking me for a large Pez dispenser.
@mattZillaaaa: People who knock on my front door really need to give up these unrealistic expectations that I'm going to answer
@ShortWhiteNUgly: I want a girl who asks me to do things that I have to Google.