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@LackOfShame: Brain: What day of the week did the 1st calendar day ever fall on? Do the math!

Me: Seriously?! It's 2AM and I'm leading a meeting tomorrow

Brain: What day of the week did the 1st calendar day ever fall on? Do the math!

Me: Seriously?! It’s 2AM and I’m leading a meeting tomorrow

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