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@UncleDuke1969: Brain: You've got ONE shot at this.
Me: Ready.
Brain: Go talk to her.

"YOUR HAIR IS THE COLOR OF HONEY CAN I TASTE IT?!?"

Brain: Magical!

Brain: You’ve got ONE shot at this.
Me: Ready.
Brain: Go talk to her.

“YOUR HAIR IS THE COLOR OF HONEY CAN I TASTE IT?!?”

Brain: Magical!

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