@OneLastStranger: Brains are awesome... I wish everyone had one.
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@mydmac: (At the dentist) 'Your grinding isn't good.' Excuse me! I've never had a man complain before.
@DJRotaryRachel: Not saying Lois Lane is a shitty reporter but my friend showed up without his glasses on today and I recognized him after like 20 minutes.
@huntigula: I try not to get political on twitter, but cinderella's step mom was a real piece of shit