@hinnaz: Brazone : when a woman wants you to always support her, but gets rid of you the moment she is home and comfortable.
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@aneesa_p: Contrary to popular belief, when I call tech support, I don't know what the Indian dude is saying either.
@ashmensch: Harry: Want to see a magic trick? Voldemort: Let's see what you got Potter. Harry: Got your nose! Voldemort: You know I hate that game.
@mattZillaaaa: Some people wake up in the morning & are all like "omg I'm the luckiest person in the world" and I wake up all like "oh my god"
@Storminika: My kid needs me to help him with a report on any famous black scientist. Can we do Dr. Dre?