@hinnaz: Brazone : when a woman wants you to always support her, but gets rid of you the moment she is home and comfortable.
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@weinerdog4life: Sorry I ate your frisbee bro, I thought it was a tortilla, I like to eat tortillas I find at the park.
@Try2StopME: I had a pretty confused childhood because I thought obituaries are actually advertisements selling dead people.
@daplusk: I want to meet someone who enjoys long walks along the beach, so I have enough time to sit at home alone and tweet