@hinnaz: Brazone : when a woman wants you to always support her, but gets rid of you the moment she is home and comfortable.
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@TEXASVETERAN: How do you say "I'm sorry I got you pregnant, but my plane leaves in an hour. I might visit the baby one day." in Korean?
@HatfieldAnne: Waving my hand impatiently in front of the automatic door sensor so everyone knows I am too important to wait for electricity.