@SideBurny: Bread goes in, toast comes out. EXPLAIN THAT, ATHEISTS!
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@GreenishDuck: People with little chains that go from a nose piercing to an earring probably just got sick of losing their ears.
@tigersgoroooar: Teeth are so weird. Imagine if all of our bones were exposed and we had to brush them.
@girlontapas: My mom bought me a bottle of whiskey as a Xmas gift... She seemed a little upset that I said she should've mailed it ahead of her visit.