@SideBurny: Bread goes in, toast comes out. EXPLAIN THAT, ATHEISTS!
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@CulturedRuffian: I bet we'd have to say 'The steaks are pretty high' if a herd of cows ever got into a field of marijuana.
@torrami: Nine months from now we'll have an adorable, pooping reminder of The Night the Internet Wasn't Working.
@OldSpookMan: I overheard my daughter asking the little boy next door, "Are you the opposite sex, or am I."