@lazerdoov: Break into your neighbor's house every night but don't take anything just put a cape on their dog
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@Rollmaninoz: Each year millions of innocent lives are lost when they accidentally board the wrong plane bound straight for the waiting mouth of a child.
@Playing_Dad: Major Tom: This is Major Tom to Ground Control I'm stepping through the door & I'm floating in a most peculiar way GC: New phone. Who dis?
@StansaidAirport: Do you like freezing to death and knocking down trees with your face? Well why not book a skiing holiday?