@lazerdoov: Break into your neighbor's house every night but don't take anything just put a cape on their dog
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@somelightcrying: Ever find a mirror that makes you look really good and you're like oh OK this is where I live now I live in this airport restroom now
@briangaar: If a restaurant can afford to advertise on national television, you should never eat there
@bdbdleeroybrown: Tampon commercials create an unrealistic expectation of how much fun it is to be around menstruating women.