@Trick_or_tweet: BREAKING: Clint Eastwood visits the Vatican to talk to the empty chair.
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@DrDogMD: NURSE: *bursts in* Dr., come quick! DR DOG: CHRIST, JULIE! Don't you knock?!? *hides magazine of sexy Labradoodles being sprayed with hoses*
@Storminika: My kid needs me to help him with a report on any famous black scientist. Can we do Dr. Dre?
@LittleMissZesty: No matter how good your raspberry body wash smells, don't be tempted to drizzle it over your ice cream. I've been burping bubbles for days.