@samalmightysam: Breaking: CNN confirms planes need fuel to fly. In other news, scientist confirm brains are not needed to work at CNN.
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@LostCatDog: Missed connections: I was the guy in the Subaru listening to NPR; You were the river I briefly considered driving into.
@bingowings14: My hangover has been going on for so long that I'm beginning to wonder if Peter Jackson directed it.
@WritePlay: god: now to create a universe for man, my most beloved creation lucifer: what if u make like 99.999% of it kill them instantly god: lol ok
@myles_morrison: I start every argument off with "first of all..." like I'm really going to school them, but my second point is always just name calling.