@Cali_Kid_Mike: Breaking: Fox News reports Obama is no longer a suspect.
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@BucMarvin: Guinness Book of World Records should be in the Guinness Book of World Records as being the book with the most world records.
@_LUMP: People in Arab nations are still wondering what all the western world hub bub about hump day and camel toe is about.
@ImSarahobo: Me:Did you have a ruff day? Dog: Me:What? That was funny! Dog: Me:Do you not like puns? Dog: Me:I think I'm high. Dog:Did you smoke my weed?