@jwoodham: BREAKING: Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider. Boys killed instantly by lack of oxygen.
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@Sanbel11: If he's a nice guy and treats you well, does it really matter what colour his Maserati is?
@NakedWhiteAss: Hey guys, which cell phone provider drops the most calls? I need to get one for my mom.
@BuckyIsotope: Octopus - 8 arms "Yes" Octagon - 8 sides "Yes" Octuplets - 8 babies "Yes" October - 8th month "No" I'm burning this world down