@SocialustGal13: I don't hate you. Hate is such a strong word. I just want to tickle your brain with this ice pick.
@KKBowls: "I know what you look like naked" - me to my girlfriends identical twin sister, every single time I see her.
@AnOrangeSNES: Barista: Name?
Me: Lotta Sexhaver *wink*
*Time passes*
Barista: Got a latte for Virgin McLiar
@bmarked21: Don't expect me to tweet between 8 & 9 pm because that's when I dress like Madonna for an hour and dance provocatively in front of my pets.
@ddsmidt: *Feels the chill*
Chill: I have a boyfriend
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