@cat_whisperer_: Breaking: New torture report reveals CIA use of Facebook Year In Review videos.
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@Sassafrantz: Every Thanksgiving I say my boyfriend broke up with me so my family lets me overeat without shame.
@MomofTeen: Newton's amended 1st law of motion: Objects dropped on the floor by teens will remain at rest for months unless acted upon by an angry Mom.
@ilovepie84: I put a message in a bottle and threw it in the Ocean. The note said "I have Tuberculosis and I coughed in this bottle"
@mexinonblonde: *crawls towards him gets between his legs and asks* What do you want? Him-Whatever you want. Me-*gets a bowl of ice cream and turns on tv*