@Dog_Marriage: Breaking news from My dog!! there ar Small animals outside sometimes, but especially Right Now.
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@zachreinert03: Recently joined the mile high club sandwich. That's when you have sex on a plane, and it's with a sandwich
@Sal0630: Boss: I was listening to some Tool on the way to work. Me: I talk to myself when I'm driving sometimes too, it's ok. Boss: Just get out.
@TheAdly: Why is your ass split vertically? Because if it was split horizontally it would clap when you're going down the stairs.