@slimmy_shady: Breaking news!? Shark sighting off Daytona shores. It's the ocean! That's where they live. I saw a bird in the sky. Report that too!
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@salamingia: I prepare my daughter for disappointment by always giving her the iPad with a 4% charge.
@lacybronze1: I'm surprised more killers haven't lured their victims into their houses by blind folding them and promises of being on a febreze commercial
@WilliamAder: Bought one of those SMTWTFS, but I can't pronounce that so I just call it a pill box.