@slimmy_shady: Breaking news!? Shark sighting off Daytona shores. It's the ocean! That's where they live. I saw a bird in the sky. Report that too!
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@snotnboogers23: Well, at least my kids are finding new and exciting ways to make my two college degrees meaningless.
@MrSandeepP: My ex is going to make some guy very happy one day but completely miserable the rest of the time.
@minafisheyes: Facebook sent me a notification....unfortunately, my meth lab on Farmville blew up.