@causticbob: breaking news! ufo caught on tape!!!!!
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@CheeseCasket: Pharmacist: Don't take this while driving and make sure you eat- *crushes pill and snorts off the counter* "Ok"
@MythicPicnic: I'm at the age where I need at least 3 weeks advance notice before doing anything spontaneous
@sad_tree: *shows up to date with horse drawn carriage* "I'm so surprised!" Yes it's a terrible drawing of a carriage but he didn't have thumbs so