@RexHuppke: BREAKING: North Dakota lawmakers decide life begins at conception, and then begins again the moment you're old enough to leave North Dakota
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@AndyAsAdjective: Just the other day, I asked my mom at what age do children start really listening to their parents but I don't remember what her answer was.
@ilovepie84: Lassie once told me a boy fell down a well, but since no one else can speak dog I ignored it because I was building a furniture fort.
@platinum2000: If you dropped two noodles on the floor, they would probably resemble my name more than my signature does...
@Try2StopME: I'm going to the gym now. Not bragging. Just want you to know where to send the ambulance.