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@Home_Halfway: BREAKING: Pluto is once again a regular planet.
"It was always huge & full sized!" said one dwarf planet scientist with a fake mustache.

BREAKING: Pluto is once again a regular planet. “It was always huge & full sized!” said one dwarf planet scientist with a fake mustache.
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