@tastefactory: BREAKING: Polaroid photo taken. More on this story as it develops.
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@bazecraze: I'm gonna create chaos in my neighborhood by putting giant bows on all the cars the night before Christmas.
@iGreenMonk: I can always tell when someone is lying by tying them down and strapping them to a lie detector.
@moiragallaga: The fact that people use the wrong "your," "there," "it's" and "its" yet spell "Bieber" correctly just kills me.