@weirdralph: BREAKING: Popeye Expresses Outrage as Pope Goes to Mount Olive
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@theshamingofjay: I just drank coffee I forgot on the counter this morning. It was so cold and bitter I wrote it an alimony check.
@Vodkantots: At this point in my life, my biological clock isn't so much ticking as it is knitting.