@weirdralph: BREAKING: Popeye Expresses Outrage as Pope Goes to Mount Olive
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@Coolisiana: Give me one reason why I shouldn't pass this math class "You held up 2 fingers just now" Ok then give me that many reasons
@ashleyaustrew: 4: "Mom, I'm gonna be just like you when I grow up and say bad words and eat French fries two at a time."