@Fred_Delicious: BREAKING: Pot calls kettle "black". "Racial tension at boiling point" says mayor of kitchen cupboard
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@Contwixt: If I was a witch I would cast vague and subtle spells. So and so never gets to see a rainbow again. That type of stuff.
@abbycohenwl: My retirement plan is to buy several red polo shirts & anytime I need anything, go steal it from Target
@maddie11_Anders: Do you think that a funeral director signs his letters with ' yours eventually'?
@petemandik: My first sexual experience occurred in the early 1800s when I was erotically swallowed by a whale.