@LOLGOP: BREAKING: Republicans may oppose President Obama's decision to skip breakfast.
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@castabignet: My "Game of Thrones" is just me running around the mall looking for a clean toilet.
@Schmoodles: I wish I was an American so that I had the right to bear arms. I'd probably go for panda bear arms because awwwww, so cute.
@themorris23: *Hulk smashes thru courtroom wall* SOMEONE ASK FOR INCREDIBLE WITNESS?! Judge- no, CREDIBLE! Hulk- shit HULK VERRY SORRY BOUT YOUR WALL