@LOLGOP: BREAKING: Republicans may oppose President Obama's decision to skip breakfast.
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@mstluvstrinkets: You Shook Me All Night Long is a great song that also describes what I do to my husband when he's snoring.
@UNTRESOR: I never give money to those Salvation Army people because I know they're just gonna spend it on more bells.
@SarahR_82: Violently swerving ur car will not throw a spider off the window. Doesnt work like it does with humans. Just in case u need to know.