@xysist: Breakups is just a fancy name for what happens when men win arguments.
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@JosesLovesYou: For a hero, it's pretty cool that Mario is just a dude who ignores his real job, does mushrooms and smashes his head into things all day.
@scarebro: Scientists use dead bodies? Jesus, I know they're nerds but they should still be able to make living friends.
@RumAndReeses: My husband grew a beard and suddenly I'm having to karate chop every woman we pass.