@xysist: Breakups is just a fancy name for what happens when men win arguments.
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@GrantTanaka: having sex w/ a girl who has multiple personalities would be awesome unless one of those personalities was hitler
@ThingsJackDigs: Baptisms were invented by a guy who had to explain why he was caught trying to drown a baby.
@robfee: (At a funeral) Im so sorry for your loss. I know how it feels to lose something you love. Last year Taylor Swift took her music off Spotify.