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@TheToddWilliams: [breakup]
Who should get the cat?
"I don't know...let's see who he loves the most"
{3 weeks later}
Can you tell?
"Nope"

[breakup]
Who should get the cat?
“I don’t know…let’s see who he loves the most”
{3 weeks later}
Can you tell?
“Nope”

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