@DaddyJew: Waitress: what will it be?
Me: I'll have the rum cake but with the rum on the side
W: so u want a glass of rum & a cupcake?
M: yes please
@PimpleEye: The road to hell is paved.
That's nice.
@CovertAgentP: Hollywood sets impossible standards we can never live up to. Not even once have I saved people from dinosaurs with my knowledge of Unix.
@jayonguitar: When you rob an Ikea store they probably make you put all the money in the bag yourself.
@briangaar: I always carry a pair of shades with me because you never know when you might see a dead body & say something cool
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