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@iAmDelFreaky: *breathing becomes rapid and pulse starts racing*

I...I've never felt...SO ALIVE!

*holds up 11th nugget from 10 piece box, for all to see*

*breathing becomes rapid and pulse starts racing*

I…I’ve never felt…SO ALIVE!

*holds up 11th nugget from 10 piece box, for all to see*

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