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He's just not into EU
@hippieswordfish: ME: I JUST WENT TO THAT NEW SALON WHERE THEY CUT YOUR HAIR OFF BY SHOOTING IT WITH A GUN
FRIEND: oh cool how was it
@arielleBigBlue: If I could, I would avoid every conversation by making that beeping truck sound while slowly backing away from people as they approach me.
@slotjunkierose: Spent 10 mins trying to get into my car today...finally the door opened when the person who actually owned the car unlocked it.
@justabloodygame: Damn girl, are you astrophysics? Because I don't know enough about you to finish this joke.
@DurtMcHurtt: [kung fu fight]
"Your tiger claw is no match for my crane."
*starts lifting heavy building materials*